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Chapter 17: Bottoms Up |
In the meantime Q,
not used to being ignored in this fashion, once again began his tirade of
insults, threats, and otherwise had a bad temper meltdown. The five of them
looked at him as he continued to insult them, their families, their friends, and
anyone else he could think of. Unrelentingly, he hurled every insulting word or
phrase he could think of (and there were many), including some of which he made
up himself. But it was over. Ms. Red was tired of putting up with his antics,
and at last Worf had arrived to do what he had promised.
“Take him away,”
replied the lady.
“Gladly,” answered
Worf as he pulled Q’s cage away and out of the big top. The lady snapped her
fingers, and instantly the Magog clowns got up and followed obediently behind
the cage in an orderly and quiet fashion. As the burly Klingon took Q to meet
his destiny, he continued to hurl his best insults at them, his voice finally
fading away in the distance.
“I’m tired,” the
lady stated with weariness. It had been a long day…or how many days had it been
since this started? She was not sure…all she knew was that she needed it to be
over, and she needed to be back in Rhade’s arms…alone. Besides, the catsuit she
was wearing right now, while looking simply scrumptious, nevertheless was
beginning to ride up her bum in a most irritating fashion. It was all she could
do to keep her hands away from her backside to pick it out, and the first thing
she wanted to do once this business was over was be out of it…with or without
the red muslin dress in exchange.
Meanwhile, Dylan
was concerned about Worf.
“Poor Worf…he has
to listen to that annoying man all the way to wherever it is he’s taking him,”
stated Hunt sympathetically.
“Well, at least he
doesn’t look like Worf’s uncle,” answered Beka, shuddering once more when she
remembered the striking resemblance he had with her relative. In fact, the very
mention of Beka’s Uncle Sid caught lady red’s attention, and she forgot all
about her riding catsuit and tired feet for just a moment. Ms. Red turned to
Beka and gave her a sly grin.
“What makes you
think he isn’t your uncle?”
At first Beka was
appalled at the notion. Then she thought and pondered it in her mind a bit,
however, she began to experience an epiphany as to what the realization of this
truth might bring. A proverbial lightbulb came on in Beka’s head, and a
mischievous smile spread across her face in a most arrogant fashion.
“Hey, if Q is
really my uncle, then that means I’m immortal as well…a Q. Which also means I’m
as good as a Paradine.” She shot a sideways glance at Captain Hunt, who looked
back at her, wide eyed. His jaw then dropped as he realized she might be right,
and what this could mean to all of them.
“Doesn’t it?” Beka
continued.
“Yes, it would mean
that,” stated the lady in red.
“So…am I…his…niece?
I mean, for real?” asked Beka hopefully.
The lady thought a
minute about whether or not she should tell them the truth. Upon consideration,
however, Ms. Red came to the conclusion that, either way, her answer was sure to
open up a can of worms she absolutely and positively did not want to deal with
right now. After all, hadn’t they all been through enough already? Her feet
hurt, the catsuit was continuing to ride up her bum, and the last thing she
wanted to do was elevate an already self-absorbed Beka Valentine.
“I can’t answer
that question. It’s for another time,” answered the lady, wishing she had not
made the statement about Uncle Sid in the first place. ‘There I go, putting my
foot in my mouth again,’ Ms. Red thought regrettably. Despite her attempts to
thwart this freight train of thought, however, the idea had opened up the
floodgates. Rhade was the next to ponder the consequences.
“So, if Q is really
Beka’s Uncle Sid, then that means Beka is immortal and equal to a Paradine.
And,” Rhade continued, “since she is the Matriarch of my people, then that means
my DNA sprang from her, which sprang from Q, which makes me equal to a Paradine
as well. Come to think of it, with my genetic engineering, one might say that
I’m even superior to the both of you.”
Rhade raised his
eyebrow thoughtfully and then pondered a bit more. It was then that the
realization of what he had just said hit Telemachus Rhade like the proverbial
ton of bricks. Why hadn’t he seen it before? How had he let those two brainwash
him into thinking he was anything less than their superior? All this time he had
been bowing down to them – and all this time, it was they who were the inferior
ones. And he had fell for it time and time again, hook, line, and sinker – until
now. Once he left Terazed and joined Dylan’s crew, he had become his lackey…his
‘yes’ man. He had allowed himself to be chased down, beaten, and scorned by
those beneath him. He had allowed Dylan to pump his mind with his idealistic
philosophies of the Commonwealth and altogether Dylan greatness. Dylan Hunt –
Captain of the Andromeda Ascendant, hero of the restored Commonwealth, defender
of the right and good, Paradine, chosen one – all of these titles and attributes
no longer held any sway with Telemachus Rhade. He remembered in particular that
instance with the Patriarch, how Dylan had pretended to be one of the guards and
punched him in the face. Sure, the good Captain said he was sorry and was only
doing it to stay true to his part. He had believed it at the time, but no more -
Rhade knew the truth. Dylan was really jealous of the fact that, for the first
time, he had seen Rhade shirtless when those guards ripped his uniform off of
him. And why had they done it? Because he was a Nietzschean. He was superior,
and they were jealous.
‘What has become of
me?’ Rhade mused within himself. Because of Dylan, because of Beka, because of
Seefra and the Patriarch and all those too jealous to accept the fact that he
was better than they were in every way – it was because of them that he had
gotten to this state. Because of them and others like them, Rhade had allowed
his circumstances to drag him down to such a point that he didn’t see himself
for who he really was. But the lady in red – his lady – had seen it all along.
It was her that had brought this wonderful realization to fruition in his life,
and at that instant the realization of that fact made him love her ever the
more. Not only was she beautiful, spunky, feisty, and simply scrumptious - but
smart as well. She knew a good quality piece of work when she saw it, and she
had known all along that he was the best thing going on. That fact alone was
enough to make him want to grab her right at that point in time and carry her
off to some remote undisclosed location.
The thought of not
having to please anybody but himself – and his lady, which he was more than
pleased to do – pleased Rhade, and it was then and there that the genetically
superior Nietzschean decided that he really didn’t need the rest of them, after
all. It was time for him to make his own destiny – with his lady at his side, of
course. As Rhade pondered these pleasing thoughts, his countenance changed.
Since joining Dylan’s crew, those around him were used to seeing Rhade display
various different expressions – from the serious military-minded Nietzschean
with little or no sense of humor, to the hopeless tortured hero with the surly
bitter attitude and a flask in his pants. But hiding underneath his bearded
scruffy exterior was another expression – one just a part of who he was as the
others, but long hidden – buried under many layers of self-loathing, guilt, and
hopelessness. This was a countenance and expression Rhade had displayed quite
often in times past, but not since joining Dylan’s crew. Dylan remembered that
look…it was the one he had displayed when they first met on Terazed – when
Telemachus Rhade was still an Admiral. As Dylan watched Rhade’s countenance
change into that old familiar arrogant expression, the Paradined Captain
realized that things would never be the same again.
‘Great…now I’ll
never be able to live with him. Good going, lady whatever-your-name-is,’ thought
Dylan bitterly. The lady, however, being much pleased with Rhade’s arrogant
confidence, melted and swooned as he gazed upon her lovingly. Dylan and Beka,
however, only stared at Telemachus Rhade with jealous annoyance.
Beka Valentine was
pondering some thoughts of her own on the entire matter at hand. As she stared
at Rhade, speechless, it was then and there she realized what a boob she had
been. After all, she had this Nietzschean by her side for two years, and not
once did she give him the time of day. Now, because of her stupidity, she was
going to have to settle for second best – an ungenetically enhanced Paradine.
She tried to console herself in the fact that things weren’t really all that
bad. After all, Telemachus Rhade might be superior, but who was going to inherit
the Andromeda? Dylan Hunt might not have boneblades, but he was a Paradine…and
that was definitely better than nothing. She looked at Dylan…she looked at his
forcelance…she looked at the leather pants and long hair he still sported…and
was satisfied.
“You’re not going
to cut your hair, are you Dylan?” Valentine asked as she playfully slapped
Dylan’s bottom.
Somewhat surprised
by Beka’s forwardness, Captain Hunt jumped and turned around.
“What? What was
that?” Before he could say any more, Beka grabbed Dylan around the waist and
gave him a long, passionate kiss. The lady in red and Rhade both looked at them
like two pleased parents that have just sent their teenager on his first date.
“Aww, isn’t that
cute?” stated the lady in red.
“Darling,” answered
Rhade with a slight arrogant smirk, his hands clasped behind his back. He then
looked at her with that same old familiar Admiralic expression, and raised one
eyebrow. “Hey, you couldn’t tell them, but you can tell me…is it true, about Q
really being Uncle Sid?” The lady looked back at him.
“I’ll tell you
everything. But first we need to be alone.”
As the lady moved
toward Rhade and wrapped her arms around his waist, he unclasped his hands from
behind his back and pulled her to him, gently this time. As he held her, looking
into her eyes, he then leaned toward her. As their lips almost met, there was a
sudden hesitation as the lady in red lifted her left hand in the direction of
Dylan and Beka. There was a white flash of light and they disappeared from
sight, still kissing, ready to face their destiny together. Again he leaned
toward her, but this time it was Rhade alone that hesitated.
“What is it?” the
lady asked, worried that he might have possibly changed his mind.
Rhade, sensing that
his lady was about to fret needlessly, gave her a playful pat on the bottom and
a charming smile.
“Um, have you
forgotten something?” he asked gently, as he nodded his head in the direction of
where he wanted her to focus her attention.
As the two of them
turned their heads, they noticed that they still had an audience. It was the
Seefran spectators. The crowd had been so quiet in their fascination of the
events around them that Ms. Red had forgotten they were there, gawking. The lady
blushed in embarrassment and lifted her right hand – the one that had the whip
in it. Rhade jumped, thinking she was once again going to snap it in the
vicinity of his rear end – but she only flicked it in the direction of the
audience. There was a bright flash of light as she zapped the spectators away
and to their destiny – to torment Q for eternity, and to get some good
entertainment in exchange.
Both Rhade and Ms.
Red looked around them once again; making sure no one else was forgotten. Now,
at last, it was just the two of them. No more Beka, no more Harper, no more
Doyle, Q, Worf, Seefra, and especially no more Dylan Hunt. Remembering one more
thing, the lady in red then lifted her left hand. Instantly the environment
around them disappeared into darkness. Now, in the pitched black that surrounded
them, Rhade and Ms. Red continued to speak to one another lovingly.
“Um, honey…can
you…hey, that tickles!”
“Ouch!”
For a few more moments they carried on in this fashion, their voices the only thing penetrating the silence of the area around them, other than the occasional snap of the lady’s whip, which upon making contact with its destination let out a quick flash of static light. Then there was one more flash of bright light, as both Rhade and the lady in red disappeared from sight – this time embraced in a passionate kiss.