Fan Fiction

Please note: These 'fanfics' are written for entertainment purposes only, and the author lays no claim to the shows and/or characters thereof. No copyright infringement is intended. In other words, I am not publishing these for profit, other than to share my passion of writing with others. If I have broken any laws, statutes, commandments, ethical reasoning or good china, may I be punished by harsh looks, stares, snarky remarks and maybe a balsa board or two...but please don't send me to jail. Not only do I have hungry feline mouths to feed, but I don't want to be best friends with an inmate named "Big Bertha" - I'm just a little runt.

        Andromeda

            Parody/Alternate Universe

When AU's Collide: Have You Come Home from Your Insanity?

Chapter 1 Dylan Hunt, Flashbacks, and Tight Leather Pants:
Chapter 2 Q's in the House?
Chapter 3 Watch Your Piece and Q's!
Chapter 4 Q-Pid Strikes
Chapter 5 The Morning After and Some Thoughts on Personal Hygiene
Chapter 6 Q Up Da Jiggy and Various Bonding Rituals
Chapter 7 Q Looks Like a Lady
Chapter 8 Q's Company, Three's a Crowd
Chapter 9 Identity Crises
Chapter 10 Trouser Envy
Chapter 11 Vengeance is Sweet, Especially when You're Wearing Red
Chapter 12 The Final Showdown
Chapter 13 The Hapless Q'Sap Loses His Zap
Chapter 14 Lady in Red Cracks Her Whip, Dylan Wishes for His Ship
Chapter 15 Will You Be My Valentine?

Chapter 16

Rhade Gets a Hankering for Some Red, Beka Wishes Q Were Dead

Chapter 17

Bottoms Up

Epilogue

Epilogue

   

Excerpts from Rhade's Seefran Diary

(a work in progress)

Day 1

Today I sunk to an all time low...

(otherwise known as "The Dead Bird Hat Lament")

Day 2 These past few months, I have been having some really disturbing dreams...
Day 3 Can't sleep, rats will eat me....
Day 4 My flask
Day 5 Another horrible nightmare....
Day 6 My Forcelance

Serious

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Beauty for Ashes (in process)