Welcome to Ils'b's Corner

Welcome to my little measly corner of DonnaKat's Domain. As you can see, this entire domain is dedicated to Ms. Thang herself, and all I get is this little blurb within her shrine. Then again, if it weren't for her feline highness, my life would no doubt be much worse. I'd most likely either be sitting in some cold dark warehouse somewhere, or be thrown carelessly on some nerdboy's bed, watching him pop his zits and being subjected to long bouts of staring at Britney Spears posters. Instead of that, however, I have risen from utter obscurity to being adored and loved by many...well, a few dozen anyway.

I believe it was Andy Warhol who once said everyone has their fifteen minutes of fame, and I am no exception. However, I don't plan on stopping at fifteen. An adorable sock monkey such as myself should be shared with the world, and you can't do that in only fifteen minutes. So that's why DonnaKat decided to dedicate this part of her massive temple of self-worship to myself (oh gee thanks, Ms. SnarkyKat). Eventually, I plan on taking over...but don't tell her that. She has warned me that one more mess-up, and she is shipping my sitdownski on the next banana boat she can find. I didn't bite him, I'm telling you!

My first trip on the walk of fame took place during Thanksgiving weekend of this year. My guardian (Ms. Thang) and a group of friends went to the Mid Ohio Con in Columbus, Ohio. Apparently they're really into Science Fiction and thought it would be a good opportunity to meet some fellow Cons (con goers, not con artists). But I have a sneaking suspicion they may have had ulterior motives in mind, especially when they decided to take me along (you know how women are). For proof of this, I submit to you Article A. This man claims I bit him, when in fact it was he who put his finger in my mouth.

Recently I had the privilege to spend the Christmas holiday with my adopted family. Everyone loves me. I mean, just look at this crazy bunch. None of them could stop cuddling me! And I was a good boy this time...I didn't bite anyone.

Ils'b's Christmas Gallery
DonnaKat's mom just loves me!	The monkey love is contagious. Now her brother is getting into the act.	Okay, that's enough now.	This guy's acting like he doesn't want to hold me, but we all know the truth of the matter.

Update: I now have a blog of my very own...it's about darn time, too!